Cuomo and Biden Should Sell Used Yugos; Perez Still Needs to Resign

With the hope that they can keep Joe Biden from spewing some gaffe-ridden bile about how Trump is messing up, the DNC is hoping that the flavor d'jour, Governor Andrew Cuomo of New York, can put aside the fact that they have no plan for handling these situations and win the public over.

As I sit here at my table hearing Cuomo explain that they are trying to "avoid an apex" by looking for a flattening of the bell curve, I realized how stupid the average person must be for that to be considered smart. 

So that you understand if you don't, we are wanting to see a flattening of the curve which means the growth is slowing so that we can reach an apex, at which point the rate starts heading downward. It doesn't take a math degree to understand that our objective in the bell curve is to reach the "zero" on the far side of it. At this point, we are still heading up the front side of it hoping to see the curve flatten so that we reach an apex and start the downward trend.

COVID-19 Will Make Democratic Socialism Popular Two Ways

With all the economic shutdown due to the COVID-19 pandemic, many politicians are calling for some type of basic income stimulus ala Andrew Yang just to keep some economic activity going. Even Trump is jumping in on the act. Undoubtedly, Biden will take credit for thinking of Andrew Yang's idea first, but that's just the cute bullshit people have to put up with from good old Joe.

Trump supporters are putting up memes that correctly show the Democratic hypocrisy on the matter, but they do so without recognizing their own hypocrisy. It would be funny, except that it isn't when you consider all these hypocrites in both parties get to vote. Oh well, I'll get to that later.